Last month we reported that Too Short was being sued by a woman for sexual battery.
Well he's pulling out receipts!
The rapper's attorneys filed docs Wednesday, claiming text messages from Teana Louis -- who's suing him -- show they had a hot and heavy, consensual relationship. The texts include Teana telling Short she loves him and calling herself his wife. She refers to his "big penis" and the fact she could see it through his pants. The most suggestive one reads, "Baby I wish you were here right now, just talking to u on the phone makes me wet."
In turn, his lawyers say Teana has no evidence to back her claim of sexual assault, and she filed the suit purely to harass their client. They say if she insists on continuing, they'll go after her legally for filing a frivolous suit.