You go Grandma!
A Florida woman took a bite out of crime by proving she couldn't take a bite out of anything -- and scaring a naked creep off her porch with her toothless grin.
Pennelope Pettersen was awakened by a noise on her porch in the wee hours of Friday morning, so she opened the blinds and saw a nude man in front of her window. The woman, a retired security guard, popped out her dentures and yelled "Look, grandma, no teeth!," which scared the creep into taking off.
Cops caught up with the 28-year-old a short distance down the street, still naked, and highly intoxicated. He was taken in on charges of burglary and indecent exposure. (WLS)